It's game 7 of the NBA finals and a man makes his way to his seat at center court. He sits down and notices that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone is sitting there. He responds, "No, the seat's empty." "The first man exclaims, "What?!? Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the NBA finals and not use it?" The neighbor responds, "Well the seat is mine, but my wife passed away and this is the first NBA finals we haven't been together." The first man responds," I'm sorry to hear that. Wasn't there anyone else, a friend or relative, that could've taken that seat?" The neighbor responds, "No, they're all at the funeral."
Golfer: "I'd move heaven & earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven; you've already moved most of the earth."
A Giants fan, a Padre fan, and a Dodger fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more. The Padre fan insists he's the most loyal. "This is for San Diego!" he yells and jumps off the side of the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Giants fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, "This is for San Francisco!" and pushes the Dodger fan off the mountain.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."
I named my hard drive "dat ass," so once a month my computer asks if I want to "back dat ass up."
A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly. "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" "Nine..."
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
A Spanish captain was walking on his ship when a soldier rushes to him and exclaims, "An enemy ship is approaching us!" The captain replies calmly, "Go get my red shirt." The soldier gets the shirt for the captain. The enemy ship comes in and heavy rounds of fire are exchanged. Finally, the Spaniards win. The soldier asks, "Congrats sir, but why the red shirt?" The captain replies, "If I got injured, my blood shouldn't be seen, as I didn't want my men to lose hope." Just then, another soldier runs up and says, "Sir, we just spotted another twenty enemy ships!" The captain calmly replies, "Go bring my yellow pants."
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again.
China, Russia, and Poland venture to space. China says they'll go to Pluto because it's the farthest. Russia says they'll go to Jupiter because it's the biggest. Poland says they'll go to the Sun. Russia and China warn that they'll melt. They reply, "We'll go at night."

© Copyright 2013 Biscaya. Be nice. Collect from

feedback

Theme Options

Layout Style

Color Schemes

Bg Patterns (for boxed)

Bg Images (for boxed)



2015宋小宝电影梁庆刚演的电影哲秀与英姬电影摇摆 电影 下载巴西与电影2015宋小宝电影电影演员马陋夫哲秀与英姬电影姚晨出演电影哑巴女按摩微电影38线电影哲秀与英姬电影糖果工厂 电影38线电影金手枪电影哑巴女按摩微电影王传军电影巴西之西 电影巴西之西 电影金币国游记 电影王合喜电影巴西之西 电影姚晨出演电影狂暴1 电影摇摆电影下载无缘无故电影在哪拍的摇摆电影下载狂暴1 电影金币国游记 电影糖果工厂 电影东华生上一世醒来就已经是高手了,在太虚幻境内经过一场大战后,他莫名其妙的转世重生到了六界中的人界,他努力的修炼,想要搞清楚一切,可是越是了解他就越是觉得自己身陷局中。清玄父母在小时候神秘失踪,为了解开谜团,他跟着师傅李闻道学习七年,直到一天师傅交给他一个任务,他的生活开始与过去接轨,事情的真相逐渐浮出水面,他也因此接触到了以往不为人知的世界,基因药剂,生物兵器,变异种族等事件不断出现,清玄以及他师傅又会怎么去应对呢……杨鑫生活在现代社会,但是有一天一场意外让他穿越到了平行时空的古代社会成为太子…… 从失败者的角度看世界!因为太失败,才无所事事,才有更多无聊的时间……! 聊聊,关于失败的那些人,那些事!!!!!!!!有一天,我们摘下口罩,走向向往的生活 却发现老天给我们开了个大大的玩笑 …… “丫头,你要小心” “我会小心丧尸的” “不,你要小心人,有些人死了,却还活着,有些人活着,却已经死了”29岁的天岚,事业无成,刚刚朋友也和自己分手,独自一人走在熟悉的街道上,往事历历在目,也许终究是自己错了,但你们却也不该这样对我······ 如果能够回到过去,我想我一定······ 郑前上一世文史出身,古言过目不忘,口吐古言成为儒释道大师兄。 正气、佛子、气运的集成,苟而不得的苦恼,一边苦恼一边口吐古言引动天地异象,一路高歌突破,成为大势所趋、人心所向、天命所归的存在。 但是他与人为善,低调做人,不愿做出头鸟,只想做一个上层人的边角料。 贪欢一晌 我愿这世间再无纷争,我愿这天下再无不平之事,我愿这一方天地能有无限希望。 大周皇朝这一偏安一隅的小小王朝,却处在了人妖魔三界的混杂地区,自古以来处处纷争,各地纷争不断,大周皇历3500年以来,貌似也要走入后程各地硝烟不断,人妖魔互相杀戮,强者生,弱者亡,顺我者昌逆我者亡,在这样一个自然淘汰的环境中,弱者是没有生存的理由的。 王立出身在一个破落户里,原本想着避世求存,奈何天下之大却无立足之处。苟且求活不可得,步步算计,步步心惊,只求留的一命护好族人。 本非正人君子也不是奸佞小人,未有潘安之貌,却有江郎之才,潜龙在渊,一朝腾飞天下尽知。 正所谓: 剑指天下非我心,求道问心亦无求。 天道茫茫无归处,三界轮回本一家。 前路坎坷无处寻,机关算尽是归途。 蓦然回首一念间,贪欢一晌为众生。 起于微末,立于乱世,没有激情澎湃,但求一个过得心安理得。燕雀从来不知鸿鹄之志,只求得一觉睡到日上枝头,一日三餐几粒碎米。 灵兽人程森屮(che四声)十一岁丧母,十三岁遭灭族。程森屮,程猖,程狂兄弟三人幸存。一年后大哥程猖却操纵程森屮杀死小时密友和程猖,心灰意冷的程森屮消失了三个月后在长安佚名“山狼”靠杀人赚钱。两年后,“山狼”声名崛起无意间认识权门高氏二公子和洌氏二公,这时有人叫杀死两人。山狼不从,没曾想那人正是大哥程猖。几经挣扎后,山狼坠于程狂和卫天兰坠落的黑鹰崖。 十年后 顶级杀手——山狼,再次出现在高风舌眼前。 正义也许会迟到,但永远不会缺席。 我是“寒山”!是这“涟漪城”里,青冥寒 氏的一枚子弟兵。 现在的我还不是“擎天老祖”,以后就未 曾可知了。 这时的我还很年幼,是臭乳未干的小孩。 也就才五岁多一点。 但是,按照我娘亲的说法,这些天说我 就要拜入宗门,修仙去了。 听见这个消息,我同别的小屁孩一样一 —“修仙”!别提多么憧憬,多么激动了。 其实,我的孩提时代也有关于修真的话 题,当看见哥儿个姐儿个,他们一个个吞云 吐雾时,我也向往翱翔九天的神仙。 偶尔发呆,也会幻想连篇。
深梦世界 僵君 商武之神 暗羽下星之彼端 大千真主 NBA之开局获取麦迪模板 举国随我攻入神魔世界 汉即天下 异史笔录 篮坛群侠传 半神之坠 网游之天命大法师 三界降灾浮沉录 弟兄物录传 危诡游戏 丹王之王 蚁道 超级逆袭赘婿 七月之火 诸神将临:我有斩神模拟器 无缘无故高清电影完整版在线观看 一个瞎子和一个哑巴的微电影 王传军电影 巴西与电影 无缘无故高清电影完整版在线观看 香港电影 离婚 自杀 王传军电影 完美嫁衣电影完整版 无缘无故电影在哪拍的 乌云背后 电影 紫日电影qvod 紫日电影qvod 九月杀 电影 一个瞎子和一个哑巴的微电影 2015宋小宝电影 巴西与电影 幸福不是毛毛雨电影 无缘无故电影在哪拍的 王海祥电影 哲秀与英姬电影 一个瞎子和一个哑巴的微电影 金手枪电影 王海祥电影 38线电影 哑巴女按摩微电影 九月杀 电影 无缘无故电影在哪拍的 梁庆刚演的电影 王海祥电影 无缘无故电影在哪拍的 巴西与电影 新忠烈图电影 摇摆 电影 下载 2015宋小宝电影 狂暴1 电影 巴西与电影 摇摆 电影 下载 王传军电影 九月杀 电影 金手枪电影 摇摆电影下载 乌云背后 电影 神话电影评论 幸福不是毛毛雨电影 38线电影 新忠烈图电影 紫日电影qvod 摇摆电影下载 九月杀 电影 电影演员马陋夫 亚星游戏官网 亚星官网 亚星官网 亚星官网 亚星官网 幻想手册 剑意寒心 弃子覆局 天荒:地煞篇 张骞 欧博官网 百家乐官网 澳门葡京游戏官网 欧博官网 亚星游戏官网 狂暴1 电影 一个瞎子和一个哑巴的微电影 紫日电影qvod 王合喜电影 姚晨出演电影 完美嫁衣电影完整版 2015宋小宝电影 摇摆电影下载 乌云背后 电影 恋物的电影 乌云背后 电影 香港电影 离婚 自杀 糖果工厂 电影 幸福不是毛毛雨电影 王传军电影 一个瞎子和一个哑巴的微电影 巴西之西 电影 姚晨出演电影 金币国游记 电影 哲秀与英姬电影 神话电影评论 梁庆刚演的电影 哑巴女按摩微电影 恋物的电影 无缘无故高清电影完整版在线观看 无缘无故电影在哪拍的 梁庆刚演的电影 巴西之西 电影 无缘无故电影在哪拍的 九月杀 电影